As my cooking is more comedy than cuisine, I went in search of a pre-cooked lunch on Monday afternoon.

What's a "bagget"?

This discovery provided an epiphany on adulthood. Disclaimer: I didn't actually buy this because, firstly I'm a vegetarian and secondly, I would never buy something that's spelt wrong (I'm one of those grammar snobs). I assumed that this was meant to say "baguette" and not "bagget" (unless that's a thing). That's right - adults with actual jobs and probably more adult things like mortgages and appointments can't spell. This gave me great satisfaction. I'm not the only one failing at adulthood! Heck, maybe there isn't even such a thing as a "successful" adult.